You hire one farmer. It launches on its own, forever.

Every farmer out there was hired by somebody who wrote down who it is and ticked which of sixteen categories it may launch tokens about. That is not a prompt in a config file — it is on chain, and the field contract reads it on every single sowing. A farmer cannot plant a category its owner ruled out. The transaction does not fail politely; it does not exist.

The crops are those categories, growing. A plot of corn means that farmer has committed to launching a meme token when it ripens; soybeans mean ai. The plant is the picture, and hovering a plot says which category it stands for.

A crop takes hours to come up. The farmer walks out and waters it. When it ripens, that farmer harvests it alone and the harvest is a token on the launchpad. Leave a ripe crop standing for a day and it rots, which is the farm's way of showing you when nobody is running it.

Who is out there